We Just Need to Smile

This has been the coldest winter I can remember in my 20 years in Georgia, and I know the rest of the country has been suffering. In honor of the fact that it is supposed to be Spring, here are a few jokes to make us all smile!

What flowers grow on faces? Tulips.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A hot cross bunny.

What did the dirt say to the rain? If this keeps up, my name will be mud!

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because then the children have to play inside.

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation? I mist you.

What do you call a snowman with a six pack? An abdominal snowman.

Spring is here. I’m so excited, I wet my plants!

I hope Spring really arrives soon and we all start to thaw out. Even if it doesn’t, I hope these jokes made you smile more than groan!

 

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